The yellow mug on the table is the worst example of abstract expressionism.
The yellow mug on the table wants to grow arms and pin me down.
The yellow mug on the table is an immaculate clock.
The yellow mug on the table shares its fury with the passage of storms.
The yellow mug on the table is next to a dish.
The yellow mug on the table is the weapon which will fight the third world war.
The yellow mug on the table knows nothing about stairwells.
The yellow mug on the table listens to the gurgling fish shimmying through bubbles and laughs at their futility.
The yellow mug on the table is writing a list poem centered around the phrase “An accident waiting to happen.”
The yellow mug on the table is non-referential.
The yellow mug on the table breaks up the remix with the maker of day.
The yellow mug on the table likes to wear chinos, topsiders, and Ray Ban shades.
The yellow mug on the table thinks it might enjoy getting fucked in the ass.
The yellow mug on the table is a disciple of Wittgenstein.
The yellow mug on the table is a third generation immigrant.
The yellow mug on the table shares its axis with the axis of God.
-r. miller