First off, let me just say
that I understand you, on a cellular level.
And for once, our disorganized revel
has achieved staying power.
Anyone who’s ever accused us
of becoming more fastidious
in our old age can, to put this politely,
take the long way home.
Feel free to roam my unspoiled frontier
at any time you find convenient.
If for no other reason
than to upset the neighbors.