I’d like to apologize
for any disconsolation
which may or may not
have been the direct
or indirect result
of my various indiscretions.
You bet I take
these secretions seriously,
by which I mean,
forget I said anything.
The whole business
is kind of fucked,
and I wish I had a drink
to offer anyone in such
distressing moments.
These aren’t singular, after all —
they exist by the dozens.
-r. miller
*Insert Propaganda Here* 